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Stretching for head space

April 13, 2015 Klara Mudge
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So this one time when I was feeling suuuuper irritated and mentally stuck, I did a downward dog.

Who knew that stretching your arms and legs out with your butt way up in the air in an inverted V shape while exhaling hard, could chill you way out in half a second. I didn't.

Yogis in ancient India's ascetic circles around the 6th and 5th centuries BCE knew. And dogs. Dogs and cats knew.But not me. Until I tried it.

And then I tried it again the next day and the next. I just hung out in a teepee shape. Until my arms got tired. Then I lowered my legs and sat back on my heals, resting my head on the floor. Breathing. Turns out that's called child's pose. How nice. I like child's pose.

If you could do with some mental release give it a go. Stretch out.

I think you'll like it.


In move wild

Can you bullsh^t your biochemistry ?

April 7, 2015 Klara Mudge

I used to go on lots of diets. And anti-diets. This is how it went down:

At the dawn of my twenties life was a nice yawn. Cheerful but not exactly challenging, if you know what Im sayin. I found a cozy corner where I could get away with using about 1/16th of my brain, where croissants and "healthy frozen yoghurt smoothies" (fat free milk with 50 spoons of hiding sugar) were the closest I could get to the high that normal non-brats get from applying their talents in a meaningful way and getting shit done.

I preferred croissants. They're so buttery!

And you can't fail at eating croissants. So I went to TOWN!

Surprise numero 1: my butt got bigger.

Which pissed me off big time because we both know, (society and I) that 

I'm only as good as the size the of my ass.  Skinny bitch, happy life.

 I leaped off the scale and into my aesics, subscribed to the gym and ran. Every day I ran my butt off. Which was stressful and made me very hungry but nothing tastes as good as skinny feels so I pushed myself harder and ran faster, intervals, uphills pulling the rubber band as far back as it could stretch, buzzed on adrenalin,  'self-control’ and denial.

Surprise numero 2: the rubber band snapped.

 The only inevitable outcome of obsession and deprivation is a binge of the exact thing you deprive yourself of.

I ate everything in sight, including things I would usually find unappetizing - if it looked 'forbidden' and 'indulgent' then into my pie-hole!  Also at the speed of light because, "tomorrow we'll eat nothing again, so cash in while you can fatty". 

And sure enough the deprivation diet would commence the following day. It takes about two days of starvation and 2 long runs to forgive / punish yourself for a binge eat the previous day. On day three you're feeling real 'balanced'. And on day 4 you're just about stretched out and ready for another surprise binge release - usually after a few drinks when your logical brain is too tipsy and tired to partake in this exhausting game of resistance and deficiency. And down you slide into coo-coo candy land.

This literal and proverbial running from food, but ultimately from myself, went on for years. The hardest thing to ever do when you're a yo-yo is to stop yo-yoing. Up and down swinging is a tough momentum to intercept. But it's the only way.

 I stopped and sat on my neutral sized gluteus maximus and breathed. Nothing else. When I sat in deafening stillness doing nothing I finally calmed down and started listening to my body (Yes, turns out that's an actual thing).

I vowed to not run again and committed instead to let go of obsession and allow myself to give a real shit about me. Not my waistline. I started feeling attracted to nutrition that feeds my brain and replenishes my cells.

I spontaneously started doing things that just so happened to be good for my physiology - this vessel that carries my ideas and allows me to serve others and make the world better.

You can't bullshit your biochemistry. Your body needs real fuel. If you commit to really feeding it - lovingly like you would a relative- then things start to fall into place. Diet-free, gym-free, control-free falling. 

What is your "I-can't-stop-once-I-pop" food? 

Read Isabel Foxen Duke's advice on allowance and sign-up for her free weekly coaching emails. They're fun. 

 

 

 

'Strong Is The New Pretty' For These Young Girls, And It's A Wonderful Thing'  

source: Huffington Post 

source: Huffington Post 

In re-connect

7 URBAN HEALTH HACKS: How to live clean in the dirty city

April 6, 2015 Klara Mudge

An idiot's survival guide for staying mostly whole in the concrete jungle.

Everyone want's a piece of the Big Apple but the (tamed) elephant in the room is that gotham city ain't exactly your latest pristine-aired blue zone.  

If slow-paced living off the land in a secluded alpine forrest is your jam, then don't get off at this stop. Research suggests that urbanites are more likely to develop asthma, allergies, and mood- or sleep disorders than their rural counterparts.  The neon-lit brighter side, however is that compared to the country kids, us city dwellers are at a lower risk of becoming obese, committing suicide, or dying of a car accident (wait what?!)  and we're likely to have a better quality of life when we're old. Bingo!

Until then, we're happy to take our kale-juice-to-go with a side of smog.

If you, like me, are valcro-strapped to the beating pulse of world's best ever city but also give a shit about your health, then namastay-right here, I've got your back.

7 anti-urban health hacks to bullet-proof your knackered body and overstimulated mind:

1. Go ape-shit on antioxidants. 

It's hardly a newsflash that the city air on our skin and lungs is densely polluted, and our food and water supply is laden with hidden toxins.

Your allies against these grossly harmful chemicals are free-radical busting antioxidants, found most abundantly in: fresh berries, green tea, black coffee, red wine, walnuts, pecans, dark chocolate, dried apples/plums/apricots, curly kale, chillies, prunes, herbs and spices especially dried ground clove, dried mint leaves, garlic and thyme. (I know what you're thinking and the answer is No,  getting drunk on Petite Sirah and binge-eating Lindt 80% cacao is not the solution to your toxic environment)

2. Spring clean your sleep hygiene. 

Let's be real, we SUCK at sleep.  Between uninterrupted noise pollution, lack of black-out darkness and consequent insufficient melatonin, LED exposure from our smart devices, late nights out, over-consumption of coffee and booze, and the never-ending anxiety dialogue going on in our heads, proper sleep don't stand a chance!  The latest research on the harmful effects of sleep shortage on our physical and mental health is alarming ;)  It's time to wake-up and get disciplined about bedtime. For real.

3. Forage for your gut flora.

There are 10 times more bacteria in your intestines than there are cells in your entire body!  And you can't live without them. But stress, sugar and drugs (Aspirin, Advil, Antibiotics) are crowding them out.  These friendly germs you host do everything from food break-down, vitamin synthesis, toxin elimination to immune system regulation. So if you want fewer allergies and infections, clearer skin, better digestion, and apparently even a leaner bod then feed your flora already.

Their favourites are fermented foods like sauerkraut, kimchi, tempeh, miso, kefir, kombucha. Also increase soluble fibre (ever heard of inulin or butyrate?) in foods like Jerusalem artichoke, butter (opt for grass-fed or ghee), garlic, lentils. And consider speaking to your health practitioner about a good quality, high-strain probiotic supplement.

4. Drop it like it's hot. 

Back in the day we used to dance around fires to the sick beat of a hyde-drum every night. Now we binge-watch Broad City alone on the couch. Go dancing. Often. Shake your tail feather like your health depends on it. Because it does.

5. Hunt stillness.  

The flood of emerging research on the far-reaching benefits of mediation is astounding. Mindfulness-based stress reduction is finally going mainstream and if you could do with a little less depression, more creativity, concentration and compassion, a lower risk of heart disease and a better memory, then step on the brakes for just 5 minutes a day and train your mind to shut the f*ck up. Try an App like Headspace to get you stated. Or just shut your eyes and focus your attention on the movement of your stomach as you in- and exhale.

5. Eat leaves. 

Just eat more green leaves. Don't make me tell you again why. They neutralise the acidity and toxicity in our bodies. Add seaweed to the mix - it's an even better detoxifier. Get creative with your greens. Try bok choy and wild egyptian curly kale (that's not a thing but you get my drift. Experiment.) 

6. Get your park on 

A 25-minute walk in a city park is all it takes to recover from urban attention fatigue. Scottish scientists found that when city rat- racers stroll into green leafy parks, their thoughts become attentive, expansive and meditative as their brain waves patterns relax

7. When life gives you lemons from the farmer's market, make lemonade and drink it on the subway and at work.

Get a big glass bottle and chuck 3 slices of lemons and water in it. Drink from it throughout the day. The urban liver is a hard-working, thirsty liver. Give it detoxifying lemon water (the potent stuff is in th peal so chuck it all in there). Your skin will thank you too.


In feed yourself, get your shit together, move wild, re-connect, switch on

Advice from BIG ballsy achievers to help us sack up

April 2, 2015 Klara Mudge
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Unless you're in a staredown with a spitting cobra or about to foot-cross a highway in Mumbai you probably don't need all the fear you're carrying on you like the latest f*cking hipster tote.

Catch yourself when you slip into auto-pilot "no I can't do this"  or "okay fine maybe, but not today" or the ever-popular imagination game of worst-case scenario "but what if..."

STOP! Nooo. WOAH TIGER! What if you CAN? Hush your beak! Disobey your fear! 

Ed Catmull, co- founder of Pixar and author of Creativity, Inc: Overcoming the Unseen Forces that Stand in the Way of True Inspiration. (image source)

Ed Catmull, co- founder of Pixar and author of Creativity, Inc: Overcoming the Unseen Forces that Stand in the Way of True Inspiration. (image source)

“If you aren’t experiencing failure, then you are making a far worse mistake: You are being driven by the desire to avoid it. And...this strategy - trying to avoid failure by out-thinking it - dooms you to fail”
— Pixar co-founder Ed Catmull, Creativity Inc
More quotes from the book. Order it. 

More quotes from the book. Order it. 

““There’s nothing wrong with fear; the only mistake is to let it stop you in your tracks””
— Twyla Tharp 'The Creative Habit'.
“Make New Mistakes. Make glorious, amazing mistakes. Make mistakes nobody’s ever made before.”
— Neil Gaiman 's commencemnt address to The University of the Arts Class 2012
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““There are so many people in this world that don’t have the leverage and the trust and the promise that we’re lucky enough to be born with. We got this head-start, and to use it just to hide acorns feels to me like a cop-out”
— Seth Godin HOW conference 2014

"All things splendid have been achieved by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance " - Bruce Barton

"What if you CAN ? But what if you actually can. Seriously"  - me
In disobey fear, get your shit together
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